Our Priest? Always Wrong
Almost general consensus – especially of the enlightened
If the sermon is 3 minutes longer - he is a gas bag
If his sermon is short - he didn’t know what to say
If in sermon he talks aloud -he never talks but shouts
If his diction is soft -can’t make out a word
If he has car - he is worldly capitalist
If he does not posses a car - he is not up to date
If he visits outside his parish - the man is everywhere
If he visits families frequently - he is never at home
If he stays at home - for his we could as well not exist
If he talks money - that’s all he knows : money
If he doesn’t organize feasts & outing- our parish is dead
If he does - our parish is a circus
If he takes time in the confessional - my God! he is endless
If he is quick - he doesn’t know how to listen
If he is punctual with mass - just like business for him
If he happens to be late - always wastes our time
If he renovates the church - all our money is wasted
If he does not - everything is going to pot
If he talks alone to a woman - well, well…!
If he talks alone to a man - phew!
If he prays alone in the church - should wake up a little
If he is not seen often there - he is not a man of God
If he takes interest in others - he is nosy!
If he does not - he is perfect egoist
If talks justice - why can’t he leave politics alone
If he tries to be prudent - there is a right winger for you
If he shows convictions - doesn’t hide his leftist leaning
If he is young - what experience can he have?
If he is old - he is behind our time
But if he dies – who will take his place?
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