Saturday, December 24, 2011

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS

St. Paul most fittingly describes the birth of Jesus in these words: “Though he was in the form of God, Jesus did not regard equality with God something to be grasped. Rather, he emptied himself, taking the form of a slave, being born in human likeness” (Phil 2: 5-6). About himself one of the things Jesus said was: “The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve and to give his life as a ransom for many” (Mt 20: 28). Loving service is the mark of every true Christian. St. Paul exhorts us to have a mind like that of Christ Jesus who humbled himself to serve.    
        It is not easy to humble oneself and to serve others, especially to serve those whom we consider unworthy! May Jesus who came to serve the most unworthy, who sought to save sinners even by dying for them, enrich us this Christmas by making us share in his mind.
        All of us here at the Lourd Mata Mandir wish you a very happy and holy Christmas, and pray that through the intercession of the Mother of God you may receive grace upon grace so that your life may become one of loving service to God’s children, “something beautiful for God” as Mother Teresa used to say.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Happy Feast To All Dear Priests

Our Priest? Always Wrong
Almost general consensus – especially of the enlightened

If the sermon is 3 minutes longer - he is a gas bag
If his sermon is short  - he didn’t know what to say
If in sermon he talks aloud -he never talks but shouts
If his diction is soft -can’t make out a word
If he has car - he is worldly capitalist
If he does not posses a car - he is not up to date     
If he visits outside his parish - the man is everywhere
If he visits families frequently - he is never at home     
If he stays at home - for his we could as well not exist
If he talks money - that’s all he knows : money
If he doesn’t organize feasts & outing- our parish is dead
If he does  - our parish is a circus
If he takes time in the confessional - my God! he is endless
If he is quick  - he doesn’t know how to listen
If he is punctual with mass - just like business for him
If he happens to be late - always wastes our time
If he renovates the church - all our money is wasted
If he does not  - everything is going to pot    
If he talks alone to a woman  - well, well…!
If he talks alone to a man   - phew!
If he prays alone in the church  - should wake up a little
If he is not seen often there - he is not a man of God
If he takes interest in others - he is nosy!
If he does not  - he is perfect egoist
If talks justice   - why can’t he leave politics alone
If he tries to be prudent  - there is a right winger for you
If he shows convictions    - doesn’t hide his leftist leaning
If he is young   - what experience can he have?
If he is old   - he is behind our time

But if he dies – who will take his place?